Mo head swagg

a term influnced by southern rap meant to imply a state of being or feeling extremely "fly" or "fresh."

you're fly and all but you fall short of having mo head swagg

by Mo head June 5, 2011

Mr. Mushroom Head

the tip of the dick (only on circumcised dicks)

"I wanna suck your Mr. Mushroom Head!"
"Oh go right ahead, sexy"

by hahahhahahahahaha August 6, 2009

purple headed warrior

my wang

Come here and slurp on my purple headed warrior!

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Red-headed stepchild

Term from rural America describing person who is socially outcast and easily picked on. Usually meeting the business end of a fist, boot, broomstick, bat, broken bottle, and/or foreign objects of injurious force. Often at the end of the tag line, "I'll beat you like a..."

"Hey you boy, yeah you. We don't take kindly to new folk lookin' funny like that. You best be leavin' or I'll beat you like a red-headed stepchild"

by Bloody Abo September 5, 2006

french dick heads

french dick heads-generally most of the population

all of them, apart from people who lived away from the other french people(french dick heads)

by <rob> June 19, 2006

Twin-headed dragon

that awkward moment when your pee is split into two and you miss the spot making a lot of mess around the desired target

I tried to kill a fly with my pee, but the twin-headed dragon saved it.

by yоshi March 6, 2014

Tortuga head ache

the act of using a native Caribbean mans shoe or sandal as a funnel/filter for a mixture of sweat ,ass, piss and rum.

collage bro: "why are you in the hospital bra its still spring break".
crippled suffering collage bro: "i got a Tortuga head ache bra".
Florida doctor dude:" gnarly bra" .

by nessy gen 3 January 10, 2018