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Penis dweller

Someone that is one with the penis. He is the penis
Damn!! Your the greatest penis dweller I have even seen in my life
by Penisdweller69 July 4, 2022
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Walking Penis

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh
"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"
by StarSoupMan January 24, 2024
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Penis

Penis
by 69669696969 April 29, 2022
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Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.
I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.
by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023
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Fortitudinal Penis-ramming

Strength, or fortitude, within the penis region that is then utilized to take the lucky lady to plow town via the ramming. Usually refers to the ultimate air-to-air victory over some Chinaman or Russian pussy, but in this case, it's purely sexual in nature. It's derived from fighter pilot lingo and usually helps to assert dominance in a room full of nonners.
"Marilyn Monroe was the recipient of many a Fortitudinal Penis-ramming from some lucky fighter pilots because she was unable to resist the charisma and musk of such greatness. Especially pilots of the Attack genus."
by Jewcy McJiblets January 4, 2025
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Penis

A body part most commonly on a male. I don't really know why people like them though, cause they're just soggy carrots. No one likes a soggy carrot.
"Ick. Look at this soggy carrot."
"It reminds me of a penis."
by Emerson Bruh May 6, 2021
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Penis

A penis is a mans private part where any lady can touch including men aswell
I stroke my penis in the majestic wind as it flopped everywhere and dangled like meat spin
by Bluff penis Florida April 8, 2020
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