Church Penis

Someone who is possession of a Fila fanny pack. He often falls asleep in church. He is seen as a librarian hoe, a toe sucker, and a bitch.

Jacob is a church penis.

by Churchalisous March 27, 2019

penis

small

sam’s penis

by abgkittygirl April 28, 2020

Penis

The male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals it consists largely of erectile tissue and is used also for urination.

Me: Oh yea I have a penis
My friend: Thats gay

by uruaussie August 11, 2019

penis

something that you have that is very small

I have a Minuscule penis.

by OscarIsGayAF October 31, 2021

Penis

if it's smaller than 5 inches, get ready to get judged, friend.

Craig: oh dude how big is your penis
James: y'all gonna be surprised on how big it is

by lmfao dude December 5, 2019

penis

penis

penis

by BEAN_LAD August 16, 2022

stinky penis buttfucker

A guy who cannot stay faithful to their partner in a previously agreed upon monogamous relationship. Also used for assholes in a poly relationship where they are not truthful and lie about seeing others.

That guy Mike is a stinky penis buttfucker. Michelle can do better

by Baroness Kit February 25, 2019