hangover nut

Half-hearted masturbation the morning after a bender with the hope that jerking to completion will somehow help alleviate the symptoms of your hangover.

Q: Damn man why did you drain all of the hot water?

A: Sorry dude, I was trying to get that hangover nut.

by Connie Linquos March 12, 2014

Nut Thoughts

The wide array of bad thoughts a man experiences for a few minutes after masturbation.

Directly at ter masturbating to a picture of his lifelong crush, he felt a little guilty and wondered if he even liked her at all, but those were just nut thoughts.

by Ianrayc March 14, 2019

Nut-bag

A nut-bag is a fucking loser that can’t go a week without playing with there penis or watching porn

There are two examples: wow that guy over there is a nut-bag or you can say that guy over there is a Kenny

by Nut-bag November 22, 2021

Slug Nuts

When your balls hang so low that they drag on the ground

"Bro can you help me out, i need a banana hammock for my slug nuts, them shits are draggin and hurt like hell."

by darkstar0008 November 8, 2023

Never stop nutting

The fameous catchphrase of EL1B, Bodø vgs, invented by possible autist Christoffer.

Christoffer " NUT!"
Everyone *laughs*
Christoffer "Remember guys, Never stop nutting"

by Robloxisverifunni123 October 9, 2017

Shivering Nuts

When your so scared, that your love sacks start shaking up your swimmers to wake em' up.

Dude that movie was so scary! My wife was playing with my Wiggler Jigglers, and she noticed my Shivering Nuts.

by genemutant November 7, 2023

Bust A Nose Nut

To get satisfaction from a particularly violent sneeze

Didn't think it was gonna happen there, but thankfully the sun helped me bust a nose nut

by Kramardi June 3, 2021