Asphalt Monkey

A derogatory term referring to a jaywalker

I'm going to run over that God damn asphalt monkey

by ARCAD3 May 30, 2023

Monkey clawed eagle

1.) a monkey who has claws of an eagle. Usually known as epic good chicken too.

2.) a crazy cousin who jumps on their best cousin forever and pushes them on the floor.

1.) *barbara brings in chicken for thanksgiving*

tommy- OMG. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE MUCH?!

2.) *Tiffany jumps on Ashley*
Ashley- OW. *falls on floor*
Both of them- AHA. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE. ♥

by Meowmix765 January 07, 2011

oinkey monkey

A cute infant / toddler who eats like a pig and looks like the cutest little monkey ever!

HI OINKEY MONKEY! your so cute

oh oinkey monkey you’re getting so chubby.

by John436 March 09, 2020

Clunge Monkey

Someone who gets out of control whenever he sees a naked woman
Basically Quagmire

I knew John was a Flange badger but not a Clunge Monkey too

by Oure December 17, 2019

monkey liar

To lie in order to cause a distraction.

Various species of monkeys (and apes) act as if a predator is close by, sounding the alarm, in order to distract others allowing the pretender to steal food away from their peers; hence the thief is a "monkey liar".

by leckyburnet June 28, 2013

Monkey-slinger

A man who throws banana and shit as a defense-breaking maneuver, in an attempt to proceed to the offensive.

Micheal: Jordan is a Monkey-Slinger! When he strikes, our attack will push the fort!

Jordan: Remember to bring some tissues for yourself, cus I ain't wiping!

by BongoLongManMDF August 09, 2024

monkey hang

When your dumb ass boyfriend leaves the toilet seat up, leaving you to nearly fall in. However, you somehow catch yourself before your cheeks touch the water. Causing yourself to hold your weight on the rim of the bowl.

"Holy shit (his dumb ass name here) I just had to monkey hang because you forgot to put the seat down, AGAIN!"

by Hisgirlfriend182 January 11, 2014