Space Monkey

Slur
Racist term for white people. Derived from the theory that white people are not natural to earth combined with the theory of evolution, as put forth by hidden colors 1-4 metaphsicists.

" shut up you pink Space Monkey "

by Pistol 0G March 9, 2020

Twiddle monkey

The act of wiggling a foreign object up the male pee hole for pleasure. Usually done to one’s self.

She likes to watch him jerk off while she does the Sunday crossword, but gets annoyed when he goes all twiddle monkey with the pencil eraser she’s using.

by The radio dude November 24, 2021

monkey

you r a rasict

is that a monkey in the tree

by ur public grandma April 3, 2023

Trunk Monkey

A person who is black that can't drive

man I hate those trunk monkeys

by CrAcK_mOnKeY195 December 19, 2022

Nokia monkey

someone that toots gay which blows up new york

OMG I saw a nokia monkey

by Nokia monkey August 31, 2021

Turtle Monkey

A man that has a long neck, a hairy body and a monkey face.

Guy 1- see this guy right there?

Guy 2- He looks like a turtle monkey.

by Defineiswhatido January 26, 2021

faction monkey

when a person a roblox the wild west sweat joins a big faction and grind notority and kills in manor wars, usually toxic and found in small servers, if found, exterminate.(small tutorial on how to exterminate: get a lasso, lasso them, if that doesnt work rob them, if they still havent left then rob grind them, free money xdddd)second definition:when people who play the wild west on roblox become toxic as fuck and dox and ruin people on discord, spreading lies and shit, starting drama, all of that shit

person 1: *gets paterson and proto quickswitched AND tbagged*
person1: WHAT THE FUCK VRO THIS GUY IS BEING TOXIC AND HE KILLED ME IN ONE SECOND
person2:thats a faction monkey bro, just rob him
person2:atleast if you can fucking reach him that is
factionsweat:EZ KID GET FUCKING FUCKED

by anonymous February 4, 2025