Fake Friend

When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.

Ryan used to be real friend but now he is only a Fake Friend.

by chodesmuggler October 2, 2023

Fake Friend

When a friend invites you to play golf and you change your whole week around to be able to play golf with him and then he calls you to un-invite you.

Ryan used to be a good friend but now he is only a Fake Friend

by brameisfake October 2, 2023

Crusty Friend

A friend who does not reciprocate effort. Frequently flakey, barely responds to text messages, doesn’t show up when you ask them to. You help them but they don’t help you.

“Is Emma coming to your birthday dinner?”

“I wouldn’t bet on it, she’s a crusty friend.”

by notshelbae October 5, 2023

Funeral For a Friend

When ya home gets married

Ayo you goin to Todd's Funeral? Nah homie, that's a funeral for a friend. I'ma stay home and play SKYRIM.

by SkinnyJoint October 7, 2023

friend on the inside

When you cutout the pockets in your pants as to have access to otherwise inaccessible areas in public

Fred usually found the park boring, but since he had a friend on the inside, it’s spiced up his visits tremendously!

by Red Rocket November 25, 2021

My best friend

The best person ever who makes me laugh and smile and is so smart and beautiful

Issy, your MY BEST FRIEND

by - Miaxo November 25, 2021

Friend

Friends are just people you can get to carry things sometimes

“My friend is carrying a couch so I can snuggle with my more then friend, that’s why friends are for am I right”

by wenchhh November 25, 2021