baseline cunt

Acts a cunt 24/7 without the need of alchohol

Ems such a baseline cunt, she hadn't even had a drink and sparked out that geeza

by 6pip9 February 15, 2021

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Cunt cuddle

It’s went you smush you’re face into a woman’s vagina for a prolonged enjoyable time whilst humming “coming around the mountain”

Because the thunderstorm blew out the power, I had the most relaxing cunt cuddle with my wife

by Cunt-Cuddler August 28, 2020

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Cunt Kayak

Female version of "douche canoe"

This cunt kayak makes Karens look like saints.

by Tall Smart Girl August 30, 2021

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Table cunt

When you stand on a table and kick the person who is sitting at the table to death

Ima table cunt this motherfucker

by Balls man 1983 July 14, 2023

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cunt syrup

When cum is so sticky, it is like syrup when it touches literally anything; you cannot get it off. Even after washing, scrubbing down, etc. There’s always some sticky left over.

We went at it so hard, I made her cum; shooting out cunt syrup. It got all over the sheets. It’s been three weeks of washing, and my sheets still are sticky.

by California Wednesday February 20, 2018

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