Banter Black Hole 

Someone who not only does not add to any nascent banter, but, whenever they are around, the banter disappears due to their incredible density and the unbelievable absence of their banter. Often shortened to B.B.H.

He's a complete B.B.H. Banter Black Hole

Banter Black Hole by banterousness September 23, 2011

I'll be black

Used like I'll be back, but you mean way later or never.

example 1:

Mom: Where are you going?

Boy: To school, I'll be black.

example 2:

Dad: Where are you going?

Boy: To my girlfriend's house. I'll be black.

I'll be black by DJ Imperial March 2, 2011

Jacob Black 

A character from the series Twilight that several fans see as the better choice for Bella and can do no wrong. Of course he would be if you overlook the fact that he forced Bella to kiss him twice, and imprinted on a newborn, which by the way, totally isn't gross if you're into that kinda thing.

Jacob fan: Edward sucks. Bella should have been with Jacob.

Non Jacob Fan: right... so Jacob Black didn't force himself on her twice? And didn't break her wrist the first time?

Jacob Fan: It was for her own good.

Non Jacob Fan: Right, and he isn't going to be doing it with a seven year old that looks seventeen?

Jacob Black by MatthewsCullen January 31, 2010

order of the black rose 

A bunch of homosexuals who parade around under flags with black roses on them like a bunch of faggots. They give themselves stupid titles that don't mean anything unless you happen to have a Faggese to English dictionary nearby. They are easily threatened and will resort to diplomacy as soon as they are provoked. They live in constant fear of being sanctioned since their measly numbers couldn't support a senate seat no matter what. They also refer to themselves as the OBR by the way. However I call them the OBmon. Whenever you see one, throw pokeballs with abandon! They are very rare and can be sold for quite a profit.

"omg look over there it is the goddamn Order of the black rose. don't even breathe or they will run away." "oh crap you sneezed now they all ran to peace mode! How will we catch an order of the black rose member with our poke balls now?"

order of the black rose by CN dude January 2, 2009

Two And A Half Black People 

The yet to be made BET version of Two And A Half Men.

After Tyler Perry's house of baby momma's we got Two And A Half Black People!
"Chorus Intro": Recently Paroled Two Black Men, Men. Black Men Black Men, Black Men, Ohhh ohhh ooohh ohhh. Black Men, Black Men, Black Men, CHICKEN!
Deshawn: Man, you gotta stop sleepin wit all dos women man!
Dequan: Man, Fried Chicken!
(Tyler Perry enters the room does the dougie, then leaves)
Both Dequan and Deshawn: Ho de do ho de do!

Two And A Half Black People by BitBootiedBitches June 29, 2011

Kentucky Black Tip 

When you are fucking your sister in the ass and you are about to cum to quickly because you're so turned on, you pull out ( because it's wrong to cum in your sisters ass ) and smack the head of your cock with a sledge hammer leaving it black and blue and numb thus allowing you to finish fucking your sisters tight little ass all night long without cumming !

Billy said to his sister, sorry Angel I'm about to explode , I better give myself a Kentucky Black Tip !

Kentucky Black Tip by DirtyRidgeStyle January 26, 2011

true norwegian black metal 

The original form of Black Metal, famous for its satanic lyrical content as well as its lo-fi hardedge musical backing.

Black Metal its purist form. Used to reference bands such as Emperor, Mayhem, DarkThrone, Burzum, and more recently Gorgoroth and Immortal. Newer bands in the third wave of black metal do NOT qualify as True Norwegian Black Metal. (sorry Dimmu)

Dimmu Borgir kicks ass but is not true Norwegian black metal.

true norwegian black metal by NordicPirateKing April 27, 2007