Friends

the most amazing tv show on earth!

do you watch Friends?

by ack555 February 17, 2019

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Friends

Sympathizer, helper, and that's about the size of it.
They might call you when they need something, some make us laugh like the Sunday funnies.
Be too nice and they'll take you for a dummy, never feed the baboons.
For something so cheap like friends, it sure buys a lot of trouble.

Guy 1: "I checked the dictionary for the meaning of friends. It said, "Person one likes to socialize with, Sympathizer, helper", and that's about that size of it."
Guy 2: "Did you just say an MF DOOM lyric? Whatever man, forget it."

by Jayden, The Masturbator December 23, 2024

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friend kathleen

She is an amazing friend and will always have your back. She is a little lazy but is super crafty and comes up with the best heartfelt gifts. You will fall in love with her immediately and will laugh with her for the rest of your days.

My friend kathleen is amazing!

by butternutquash December 6, 2017

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Put Your Friend In A Box Day

You put your friend in a box. That’s it…

Put Your Friend In A Box Day 👍

by whifl October 9, 2021

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Bad friends

Someone who cares only about themselves. You will always be there for them no matter what, yet you cannot count on them. They will ignore you unless it benefits them in some way. Once you start feeling sad or you go through something, when you turn to them they are never there. They talk about you behind your back. They treat you lesser than them. It does not matter how much care you have for your friend. They will never treat you like you deserve, and eventually the one who treated you like crap doesn’t change, and tosses you out like garbage.

“I’m really struggling right now Lewis. Would you mind just listening? It would really help”

“Lol nice”

Bad friends aren’t worth having around, know your value.

by Golden Lizard May 14, 2021

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