National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day

Beat the absolute fuck out of your best friend on April 19th

I can’t wait for National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day!

by xx.l0ser.g0ldie.xx April 17, 2023

friend-eater

Someone who is actively trying to leave you out. Someone who tries to steal your friend(s) in every occasion.

Audree is a friend-eater! I never did anything to her but she keeps stealing my friends!

by Lieselock May 24, 2018

Friend

Someone you hate, who hangs out with you, only because they have no friends and think it's ok to crash your outings.

Friend 1: I love coming to Starbucks1 *They'd smile.*
Friend 2: Me too! This place is a second home for me! *Grins until they saw the "friend".
Me: Oh hell naw, guys we gots to go.

by SweetAndSaltyIt'sSkyler March 14, 2018

Friend

Someone who turns on you even when you think they are their for you. They try to act all nice but turn on you in the meanest ways possible.

Joe was my friend for 3 years but he got me in trouble and turned on me in the worst possible way possible.

by CECE13CECE November 22, 2019

Donut friend

When two individuals engage in a reverse human centipede, aligning their anuses - to causing a somewhat unobservable eclipse of the buttholes.

Donut friendships are usually initiated between inebriated friends, but the act has some has some obvious sexual connotations.

A study (citation needed), declares that those who partake in a donut friendship are said to form closer bonds than even the most intimate human relationships.

"My donut friend Paul is coming over tonight for dinner."
"Would you like me to leave?"
"No it's ok, we'll go to a different room to reunite. We have a lot to catchup on."

by stupidmachine June 8, 2020

Friend

Forever Reliable Important Even Near Death

I use the term friend very loosely

by Goomba Gawd September 12, 2023

Friend

Make friends with (someone).

They bonded over their shared love of music and quickly friended each other.

by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024