News Punk'd

The act punking friends or co-workers with "Number 2 stories" or old news, then acting like you don't know what they told you.
(Me): "You hear the big news on sunday?"
(Friend): "Yeah, Osama was killed."
(Me): "No what are you talking about? I'm talking about Sony releasing info on the outage."
(Friend): "Heh Heh, cool..."
(Me): "You just got News Punk'd!"
(Friend): "What?"
by AnonymousFS May 17, 2011
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new dick

I got a new dick in not worried about nothing old
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New havana

The US county with the ugliest flag known to man
Did you see the flag of New havana, it’s so ugly. There is 22 other flags on it
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New York Minuet

A phrase used in street skateboarding to describe you need a moment to relax in between your tries because of all the cigarettes you smoke while being out of your comfort zone.

The timespan can vary a lot depending on someones health and smoking habits.
Take your New York minuet. I know you can do it. Let's get this gleich.
by DiedieGruppe July 09, 2019
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new james

A misbehaved child who disappoints everyone he knows. Typically dies to drugs.
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are you new here

Something you say to somebody who is unfamiliar with something
Girl - “What’s 9+10?…. 21”

Guy - “What? No, it’s 19.”

Girl - “…Are you new here?”
by APpsychic November 09, 2022
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