Chicken party

Invented by Steve Davison on his birthday during the Covid pandemic. A chicken party is where every dish at the party contains chicken - for example, chicken cake, chicken chips, chicken pizza.
Hey, I’d like a chicken party for my birthday!
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chicken 911

when the eggs crack but you have no windex
"Oi mum we gotta chicken 911 in the kitchen!!!"
by Anne Shurise March 13, 2018
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moop chicken

Derived from the phrase 'whoop chicken', which is a street term for meth. Better than 'whoop chicken'.
That hen is spracked out on moop chicken.
by moop chickens April 19, 2018
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Chicken Change

When a red muppet sells you out for chicken change.
“Yeah you have my word bro and then proceeds to talk verbal diarrhoea and gives you nothing but chicken change
by Chicken change February 21, 2021
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chicken ass

Though she was nude and ready to bone, Erik wouldn't fuck his high school girlfriend. She even tried to goad him into it by calling him a chicken ass. To no avail, he lacked the courage to root.
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("
by Detailed July 17, 2023
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Ghost chickens

Homeless people that squat in an abandoned chicken coop on someone property
The Neal’s have ghost chickens living in their chicken coops
by Deceased poultry May 26, 2025
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