wing kid

When you use your children's cuteness to seduce unsuspecting Girls

My wing kid is the only reason she agreed to go out with me.

by Foxy Mack's seedy Uncle September 18, 2016

pier kid

a pier kid is a guy who be pushin p like a baby out his vagina and that baby comes out as a nic fiend addicted to retardation

aidans a pier kid

naw he a lil durk fan

by pierlover May 13, 2022

iPad Kid

iPad kid is a new term used to describe a vast majority of Gen Alpha. The term is used to call some addicted to their iPads. A general iPad kid is a Gen Alpha who spends all day on their iPad playing the hit game ROBLOX or addicted to watching brain-rot Youtube shorts.

"You can't be talking Theodore, all you are is an iPad Kid.

by a_guy521 August 22, 2024

Kid Tax

The price of the extra things you buy in a store because you happen to have your kids in tow.

Kid: Hey, those keychains are cool!
...
Cashier (@ checkout): Those keychains are $4.99
Parent: Well, there's another $5 Kid Tax!

by O. Hugh Aytwontu October 1, 2012

I like little kids the forty seventh

means how uksrfhaiafdlfjdkahfkjalfas

Bitch you i like little kids the forty seventh

by semen eater 42 March 17, 2022

green screen kid

a kid who, most of the time on youtube shorts, uses the remix feature to put a small green screen version of themselves on a usually viral video, most of the time in the bottom left corner, hidden under the caption.

they do this because it tends to get a LOT of views.

In late 2023, I saw a green screen kid on my shorts feed. Now, they're all I see.

by Nichtionary May 5, 2024

Piss kid

1. a person who will be annoying so much you would wish they drink piss 2. an idoit who will probably drink their piss 3. a random insult like Dickhead , Fuckface , Shit head

"wow johny is such a piss kid" "Your a fucking piss kid"

by Not a piss kid January 27, 2023