by Wallace Moon-Painter November 18, 2023
Get the Moses Fart mug.A smartphone that is so old, but the user does not bother to get a new one. The updates down work and it just about works but you can't buy a charger for it if you lose it. If you do get 100% charge it will last half an hour. The user will generally answer it in private.
Did you see her phone? It fell out of her bag. She makes out she is-up-date but it was clearly a fart shmone.
by tommywrong July 20, 2024
Get the Fart Shmone mug.this is when your little brother lucas goes to the bathroom at three a.m after eating nachos all night long and poops so hard he could clog seven toilets and a cat. this usually results in sending him off to an orphanage or area 51 while the rest of the world tries to clean up the nuke that just went off in that bathroom
by bitchy ghastly whore January 24, 2023
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Get the Sped fart mug.I farted so much because I ate so many beans, you know what they say; "beans are the fruit that makes you toot!"
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