covid cheese

The cheese from covid-19

Patient: “You don’t want that covid cheese.”

by amanda__panda August 12, 2021

Pat The Cheese

The act of forcefully holding in a fart.

Dude, I have to fart so bad right now.

Just pat the cheese!

by The rapist!! February 19, 2012

Tim Cheese

A rat that possess human intelligence. He killed John Pork and he is after Marvin Beak and Agent 5.5. Tim Cheese is with his friend Biggie Cheese and other unknown people. Marvin Beak has tried stopping Tim Cheese in the past to no avail which is why Tim Cheese is always looking out for Marvin Beak. Latest reports say that Agent 5.5 is on a secret island presenting more evidence to the people of TikTok.

Tim: Did you see what happened to John Pork???
Jim: Yeah, Agent 5.5 says that Tim Cheese killed John Pork
Tim: No way... I hope Marvin Beak catches him.

by DihDihDih April 2, 2025

Cheese Weight

a task or process that is undeniably easy or can be easily done.

"How hard was the math homework bro?"
"Na bro, that shit was cheese weight!"

by Motocross Rider 3 May 31, 2019

Smegaroni and Cheese

When ejaculate gets stuck under the foreskin.

You see that? That’s Smegaroni and Cheese!

by smashcentury July 27, 2022

Cheese Pono

Interjection. Variation of "chee pono" mainly used by Millennial and Gen Z/Y/α Hawaiian Island locals to emphasize that you strongly agree or like something, etc.

Used similarly to "hell yeah!" in modern American slang.

Kimo: "Eh bu we go down Waiks and make da kine wit da haoles what?"
Keoki: "Cheese pono brah I going pack da T-shirt canon!"
Kimo: "wait what?"
Keoki: "CHEEEESEPONO!!!!"

by An Angry Turtle June 7, 2022

dirty amar (the cheese grater)

When you rub your mixed (preferably nigerian and hungarian) cock (also preferably smothered in smegma) against a cheese grater with reckless abandon, then take the shavings of dick cheese^2 and make an authentic queso sauce and invite all of your latin american friends over for Taco Tuesday and serve your authentic dick queso sauce to all attendees. Then, while the queso is still in their mouth, throatfuck them until ejaculation and shoot the dick cheese queso cum on their faces and lick it back up

'I went to this dude's taco tuesday thinking i'd have some delicious food but instead I just got a dirty amar (the cheese grater)'

by chezCHEZwoah October 13, 2025