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Alligator Butt Fuck

When sitting on the toliet and the lights go out you have a fear of a alligator swimming through the sewer system into your toliet and shoving its nose into your ass and doing a death spin. Killing you very very slowly as your blood drains out of the massive hole in your ass that the alligator just made.
while taking a shit before football practice someone turned the lights out on joe and before he can yell to turn the lights on his ass hole is killed by the alligator butt fuck
by mcjagger22 November 30, 2010
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butt hole of the world

The worst place on earth; any socioeconomically poor area; the last place you want to live or visit or pass through or hear about in conversation, or accidentally see on map; township devoid of culture; areas so boring, there has been a mass exodus of attractive women; lock all doors/windows
Fresno may be in California, but it's still the butt hole of the world.
by taxes4life June 4, 2010
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Honey Butt Cheerio

When honey is applied to ones butthole by another person and then licked clean by the same person who applied the honey.
Last night she gave me a honey butt cheerio.

Hey babe, can you give me a honey butt cheerio?
by Wimchip June 24, 2019
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butt ass fool

A person so stupid they can't tell the difference between their own ass and their own face
Oh my God you are such a butt ass fool you don't know Africa is not a country
by Captain Beardy January 23, 2014
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Tennessee Butt Muffin

To stick a muffin in a persons anal cavity, then penetrate the cavity repeatedly followed by eating the muffin.
Last night i gave Veronica a Tennessee Butt Muffin. She LOVED it!
by Phyato Productions April 21, 2015
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Burrito butt plug

When u wedge a cork deep inside your inner asshole and eat nothing but Taco Bell for 2 weeks straight. At the end of 2 weeks the pressure inside your asshole would be so large that the cork wiggles itself free and sprays your feces up to 10 yards away.
Yakapoe gave himself a burrito butt plug in hopes to shit farther than he can throw a football.
by Dick waddler August 28, 2016
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Soggy cigarette butt

Hey super ratchet trapped out meth smoking female from Antioch California. Who will trade sexual favors for a bag of meth.
Look at her she looks like a super soggy cigarette butt ass bitch she probably trade sexual favors for bags of Meth
by Joe dangler May 24, 2020
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