Ninja Monkey Death Bread

Bread, that is eaten with pasta, and is thrown in a ninja-like fashion across the table aimed at people, to which effect, people jump up in an attempt to escape in a similar way to which monkeys would.

The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!

Suffer my Ninja Monkey Death Bread!!!

by N.M.D.B. Master August 20, 2010

Monkey Manicure

When your finger nails match your toenails.. just like a monkey.

"Just had my toenails painted to match my fingernails!"

"OMG! So pretty. I want a monkey manicure too!"

by lukeyblunt September 30, 2013

Space Monkey

The act of masturbating while wearing a c-pap machine.

I walked in the room, with out warning, and caught him doing the space monkey.

by BlueCollarWoman April 27, 2024

space monkey

to choke someone so hard during sex that they pass out

She totally let me space monkey her last night bro, I was scared she was about to die forreal!

by throatgoat5643 September 04, 2023

Space monkey

When they always talk about space but they have a obsession with monkeys

That yasser kid a such a space monkey

by Chazsup July 07, 2020

Space monkey

One so hot they make my bulgy wulgy hard UwU babygirl hey daddy

Space monkey means that one is hot and sexy

by SDYankee January 25, 2021

Space monkey

When you make yourself pass out by breathing in and out excessively (hyperventilating) and then blow on your thumb as hard as you can so that you look like a monkey and then have someone press on your neck on both sides of your blood vessels until you pass out.

Dude have you ever tried to space monkey?
Yeah bro it knocked me out!

by Clinered July 24, 2022