Wrong Boarding

The act of being a poser on a longboard. Usually a hipster or a young teenage girl who act like there the shit because they have a longboard. basically any one who cant stop or can't ride a longboard, but deceives people into believing they are at a level at which they aren't even close.

Dude:Hey did you hear Jenny got a longboard
Bra:yea dude, but she's a total wrong boarder. I mean till she can prove her worth tackling the big hill.
Dude: yea she talks a big game. I bet she can't even brake
Bra: she sounds like such a wrong boarder
Dude:wrong boarding gives longboarding such a bad name.

by Steeve Mcfly May 12, 2014

Flag

Get the Wrong Boarding mug.

wrong un'

To have or try to have anal sex with a woman.

When he gave me a wrong I quietly enjoyed it.

by Beater May 12, 2003

Flag

Get the wrong un' mug.

Related Words

wrongen • wronger • wrongest • wronge • wrongedy • wrongeous • Wrongerer • Wrongerest • Wronger than wrong • WRONGERY

tit in a wringer

This is the last survivor of one of many "Haven't heard anything like that since Grandma (Grandpa) ..." expressions that used to mean someone was overdramatizing their problems. Implied the person commented on was acting like a whiny old person. "Haven't heard anything like that since Granny got her tit caught in the wringer" was what you'd say when, e.g., a coworkers spent the morning complaining about someone having taken the last cup of coffee and not making a fresh pot.

"And everyone forgot to tell me that Awards Day is next week! Why doesn't anyone ever tell me? Doesn't anyone care ...." etc.

(whispered to friend) "Haven't heard anything like that since Granny caught her tit in a wringer."

(Alternatives that once were common) "Haven't heard anything like that since someone put a cherry bomb in Grandpa's truss."

"Haven't heard anything like that since Granny sat on the toilet plunger."

"Haven't heard anything like that since Grandpa got a turd stuck sideways."

by old lang guy September 18, 2008