wizard wheeze

1. Solving a problem by depending upon an awkward, strange, or funny situation.

2. The production, of such a situation, for an end.

The school, in an effort to teach the use of the abacus, has hit upon a wizard wheeze of banning the use of calculators.

by temp159753 June 24, 2009

foreskin wizard

A foreskin wizard is a masterful being who is all powerful. They are this way because they have unlocked the secret use of the foreskin because It doesn't seem to have one. But that secret is for them to know and for you to find out. Once you become one of these wizards you will be able to crush buildings using nothing but that skin on the tip of your penis. Kodak Black is one of these people because he has become one with the skin he just doesn't show his powers.

Sam: man I wonder why that nigha kodaks bars are so fire.
Skylar: because that nigha is a foreskin wizard and he is all powerful

by Skizza_the_Nizza March 12, 2017

Wizard Snapper

The act of a mother zapping her son in the neck with her electrocuted nipples.

Timmy didn't want his mother to give him the Wizard Snapper

by The Philosopher Doe Boy October 12, 2017

creeping wizard

When a guy shoots his load all over a girl's (or guy's) chin, and the cum commences to slowly drool down via gravity, and as the white spunk dangles from one's chin, it resembles the well defined facial hair of a wizard.

"Dude what happened with that girl you met from the internet?"

"Oh bro, I blew my wad on her chin, gave her a righteous creeping wizard!"

by thedeu October 25, 2012

Wizard Den

The home of a Wizard, usually an underground basement, and usually of his mother's home. Incredibly dirty/smelly/both.

Con-goer 1: Wait, where's Con-goer 3?
Con-goer 2: Doesn't matter, he has a wizard den, I bet he's stuck cleaning that shit up.

by 8res May 29, 2016

Wizard Party

A party in which all of the guests are on psychedelics.

Did you hear about Max's Wizard party last weekend? We were all tripping balls!

by anggl July 19, 2014

Splooge Wizard

A wizard that specializes in sploogery spells and potions.

Gandalf the Gray transformed into a splooge wizard when became Gandalf the white.

by Kyle Metcalf from H-Town November 22, 2013