Alternative phrase for man bun or manbun when worn by a hipster or similarly smug, pretentious twat.
"I see that guy next door is now wearing a Wanker's Crown"
"Yes, gone down the full Hipster route sadly....."
"Yes, gone down the full Hipster route sadly....."
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Get the Glove Wanker mug.British guy 1: "Look at that cheeky bastard fappin while ees drivin"
British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"
British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"
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Get the wanker in a bag mug.As someone finishes masturbating and ejaculates into their hands, they clap to make both hands sticky with Semen. Then they continue to stroke their penis with there sticky semen hands.
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