Owns a Noble Car. Lives sleeps and breathes Noble. Works away but moved the girlfriend in just to keep an eye on his baby. Removes the steering wheel so nobody can drive it not even himself. Visits the garage daily to smile at his Noble and give it a little polish.
Move in with me babe! You can look after my car when I'm away! Make sure she's safe and sound. I love you but I love the car more or you wouldn't be here...Car sitter! I'm a Noble Wanker!
by Anonanon555 August 11, 2016
A dutch rudder battle to the death.
When 2 males begin with regular dutch rudder then continue vigorously until one dies from over stroking.
When 2 males begin with regular dutch rudder then continue vigorously until one dies from over stroking.
Bruce and John were arguing about who had better hair, so they decided to settle the argument with wanker tumbling.
by ShitRooster November 16, 2011
The individual that always works nights and endlessly blames people working on the day shift when things go wrong, especially on construction projects.
Day shift supervisor: "handover notes have been left from last night, the nightshift wanker is complaining again"
by Kill_crazy September 29, 2023
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by Rokena February 20, 2020
It was a four grand project but I bumped it up to nine because it’s M&C Saatchi and they always pay the wanker tax.
by Mezentius January 31, 2021
by dannymo123 January 08, 2016