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Walmart is the best
by Conodo March 20, 2019
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Walmart Photographer

A Walmart Photographer is a person who buys a beginner DSLR camera (Canon, Nikon, Sony, etc...) from Walmart, Best Buy, Amazon, etc... and calls themselves a professional photographer with the lack of talent.
Karen: DM me for photography rates!

A hobbyist: Where did you your camera?

Karen: Oh, from walmart! It's a Canon t3i (a beginner camera)

A hobbyist: "Fucking Karen thinks she's a professional cuz she has a camera! She's a god damn walmart photographer!"
by CSM_Hooah June 3, 2019
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Walmart Man

The Coolest Mother Fucka in existence like the coolest i mean the coOOooOooOoOoOoOlest motha fucka
by Not Walmart Man November 12, 2021
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Walmart Ass Nigga

A nigga that takes his Walmart job way to serious.
A nigga that eat, sleep, and breathe, Walmart.
A nigga that will live and die for Walmart.
A nigga that would sacrifice his kid to keep his job at Walmart.

Requirements:

(1) Atleast 5 years employment at Walmart to be a True “Walmart Ass Nigga” otherwise, you are a “Junior Walmart Ass Nigga”.
(2) Must have a receding hairline.
(3) Must be overweight or listed as obese in BMI

If you fit the description, you are a True “Walmart Ass Nigga”.
Yoo, he was mad as hell they didn’t change the shelf cap, this dude is a true Walmart Ass Nigga!
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