a gorgeous ass woman that all the guys and gals swoon over. a lot of people are jealous of her because of how pretty she is, and she's actually super awesome and nice
by bwaddertwin July 8, 2023
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by Freddie osborn February 14, 2022
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by Patrickfrm704 February 10, 2022
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It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"
Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."
John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."
John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
by Smirking and Crying Alone September 29, 2019
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by tinchy09 October 22, 2009
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