A dude at a comicon in Arkansas that slips you a roofie and turns his finger into a brown light saber.
After I woke up at that dudes hotel room at the Littlerock comicon, I noticed his finger had turned into a brown light saber. I got the Uncle Jedi!
by Buster Belair January 5, 2022
Get the Uncle Jedimug. by Uncle_Skeet May 5, 2018
Get the uncle skeetmug. A person you always bring enough alcohol for a party but ends up chugging it all themselves to impress other chicks.
Ben brought ten beers, but ended up drinking all of them to impress sarah. Now he's blowing chunks in the bathroom. Such and Alchy Uncle.
by Kush Mama Ciga October 4, 2017
Get the Alchy Unclemug. by The Yeah Movement August 12, 2023
Get the Uncle Philmug. by LordEggOfDootenLand June 14, 2016
Get the Fried Unclemug. Long ago, Uncle Arctic and Aunt Arctica were married, and the world was warm all over. They eventually had irreconcilable disagreements, however, and therefore had to go their separate ways and be great distances from each other --- so far apart, in fact, that they actually retreated to opposite sides of the Earth, and so that's why it's now so cold in those areas.
by QuacksO February 18, 2019
Get the Uncle Arcticmug. A sexual act whereupon a man is fucked up the ass and then shits the cum and feces mixture onto the chest of his partner. The partner is then laid out in the sun with the mixture spread thin across his chest. As the sun dries the mixture, it becomes crusty. Then you punch him in the dick.
by UncleBarry June 8, 2018
Get the Crusty Unclemug.