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tommy o'cooney

Definition: The coolest, nicest, most awesome guy you will ever meet. He is the ultimate man, tall, well rounded individual. When you need help he's there, whether it is a shoulder to lean on or a bro to hang out with. He is also quite the catch with the ladies. He's totes husband material.Strong catholic irishman that can do no wrong.
"Dude, that's totally a Tommy O'Cooney thing to do"

"You know Tommy O'Cooney? Yeah? He is a total bro!"

"That Tommy sure is a Hunk"

"So Tommy is your boyfriend, you lucky bitch"
by You're Welcome123456 April 26, 2014
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Tommy jones

by Clapped in the hood November 29, 2017
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tommy bowers

tommy bowers is another way of saying: skater stoner kid who keeps a stash of his sisters pubes, also they are a poser and they wear fake hypebeast clothing. Tommy bowers also puts a toothbrush in his ass once a day.
by Rev Hill November 16, 2017
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Hey Tommy

Safe word to use when you need your friend to know nothing he says while high is neither funny nor brilliant, but that's only because you're not high
"Hey Tommy"

see also "Shut up, Tommy"
by ValleyGirl February 1, 2014
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Tommy Hu

The typical asian guy, during the day he works at his parents chinese restaurant, but during the night he rapes Jonathan van Daalen and Max van den Boom
guy 1: "dude that Tommy Hu totally served me awesome eggrolls yesterday at the chinese restaurant"

guy 2:"watch out, dont forget that your name is Max van den Boom!"
by Jonathan van Daalen July 6, 2011
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tommy lee

The biggest pimp ever....10 inch penis...asian jacked and loves pootie tang
DSG 1: HEY SALLY i ------ tommy lee last night...
DSG 2: AWW U SLUT HES MY BIG MAN
by hey March 3, 2005
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Tommy Tab

A single digit bar tab.

When your're to cheap to spend over $10 on drinks at a bar/nightclub. Bar tabs that are usually $4 because you casually sip on your drink for 6 hours like a pussy.
Exp. 1
"Hey Pete, look CS has got a Tommy Tab going tonight!"

"What a cheap son of a b--ch he is."

Exp. 2
"Look Tommy's gotta another one of his Tommy Tabs going."

"What is it tonight?"

"$4 dollars and he tipped me two."

Exp. 3
"Gertrude, I'm not going out with that guy anymore"

"Why's that Sally?"

"He did not buy me any drinks" and his bar tab was $2

"Ohhhhh he had a Tommy Tab!"

"Yes, what an ass."
by creedhtrcarry March 11, 2013
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