tom the tomato

A sunburnt fatass, pulling an Alfalfa haircut

That tom the tomatoe is a fucking tool.

by Fat_Guy_In_A_Little_Coat May 15, 2017

whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP

oh god plz help me WAAAAAAAAAAAwooper whooper whooper whooper jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP

freind: hey want some of deez?
me: whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
also me: *looks at friend*
also me from the also me: hey where did he go
friend: ah finally I'm in the backrooms away from this guy
also friend: * R E A L I Z A T I O N *

by talkplaymore May 6, 2023

Tomatoes

A fruit/vegetable that boosts breast growth in young women

Eat your tomatoes for your titties!

by Jumbalaya Bitch April 5, 2020

Tomato

The best thing to have ever been created. P E R I O D T.

Peony: Hey! do you have any tomatoes?
Lillian: No..? why would I?
Peony: Because they're the best!

by TomatoUwU October 14, 2020

fucking tomato

What you look like when you see your salt

Stop looking at crush, you look like a fucking tomato

by TheGreatKate October 23, 2019

Tomato Titties

Titties being thrust up through the opening of a v-neck t-shirt by a push-up bra.

I was at a party with my little cousin and I told her "you better but those tomato titties away bitch, this ain't no grocery store".

by jackrabbitjohnny January 29, 2024

Tomato Crisp

When a person, usually white is always getting sun burned.

She's the tomato crisp of the group

by anonymous537 March 12, 2019