Tomato Hat

Shitting blood on the top of someone's head after vigorously anally masturbating with a broken broom handle.

Sally: Oh my boyfriend gave me such a steamy tomato hat last night

by drtickles April 21, 2011

sundried tomato

tomato dried by the sun :)
(tasted like a bitter fart)

Eli has never tried sundried tomatoes!

by anonymous February 9, 2025

salty tomato

A girl/guy whoms face gets very red and gets salty over the nickname salty tomato

Dang that girl is a salty tomato

by Cupcake hoe May 29, 2017

couch tomato

Not a couch potato.

Random person: your a couch tomato.
Other person: your fucking retarded.

by Not your uncle April 9, 2019

Space tomato

A line used in a song by rupaul

Ru- whipping you up like a space tomato
Everyone- wtf is a space tomato

by Depressed lesbian February 14, 2021

bonus tomato

a ginger twat

i’m gonna go see my bonus tomato tonight

by HebbleJebble45 October 8, 2025

Tomato

a tomato is a fruit u can eat and its red and it tasts like shit

can u please give me a shitty tomato ?

by DeineOma May 3, 2019