Toe missle

A kick in the butt, usually from anger.

Man, don't make me explode a toe missle in your ass!!!

by Devilbones July 24, 2009

Toe Cruncher

A Politician.

Look at that Toe Cruncher over there!!!!!
(no one says that)

by urfahter November 22, 2022

jungle toes

Jungle toes - jun gul toe(s)

Adjective:

to describe the kind of feet that could cut diamonds, snatch a dime off the ground, climb a tree and could quite possibly kill a man at first sight.

"We were getting freaky till she busted those ratchet ass jungle toes out, she cut my leg... I got the hell out of there"

by Babyeggroll October 3, 2013

momma toe

the "big" toe on your foot

wow tanisha your momma toe is lookin fine

by secert hiney man August 28, 2010

Cocoa Toe

n. noun When a person sticks one of their toes up someones ass and get shit on it.

Oh, Charlie I got a Cocoa Toe when I stuck my toe up your ass!

by Torx August 3, 2011

stank toes

when your room mate in college is sittin on his bed pickin his toes and smelling them...

Curtis has some stank toes, I can't believe his stank toe smelling butt!

by ashley owens April 10, 2008

hammer toe

Horribly manicured toes, foot fungus, and yellow toe nailed nasty wiggly bent awkward freakish toes.

In some cases, an infected toe, that is giant, and in extremely inflammed may be considered a hammer toe.

Dude, put your sock back on, your nasty hammer toe is freaking me out.

by Glen W. June 22, 2005