Diarrhea Defense

When you don’t want to go to an event or do something and blame it on diarrhea. Nobody will ever question it. It’s the perfect excuse.
I got out of dinner tonight by using the diarrhea defense. Worked like a charm!
by Preston J. Smith April 03, 2022
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cheesy diarrhea

the act of having crusted or hardened diarrhea on you ass
"hey john can i lick your cheesy diarrhea"
"why yes you can big daddy"
by thecoolionamedjulio September 13, 2021
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Dunkin Donuts Diarrhea

When you eat food at Dunkin Donuts and you have diarrhea after you eat the food there.
Rodridgo and Stephanie had the Dunkin Donuts Diarrhea today and they were shitting for 45 minutes straight in the Dunkin Donuts bathrooms and made a huge ass mess all over the toilet with diarrhea all over the bathroom stall. All of the employees had to clean their mess up and Rodridgo and Stephanie went to Walgreens to buy Pepto Bismol because their diarrhea was severe and they both went home smelling like gorilla shit and they had to take 3 hour showers.
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 25, 2022
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The Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge is to fill a bucket with diarrhea, dunk a raw chicken in the bucket to soak it, then throw it at the bathroom wall so that it sticks. This is a special method of Chicken Bilch.
"Y'all down to do the Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge?"
"Hell yeah bro, who's bathroom are we doing it in?"
by Tinkle Stinky June 05, 2025
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red diarrhea

very good and yummy and healthy and also red and painful to have
dude: yo i just had some red diarrhea
friend: nice man
friend: *has red diarrhea*
by friwefpadf;lkjh October 07, 2020
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red diarrhea

person: yo whassup man i just had red diarrhea
friend: yo that sick
by friwefpadf;lkjh October 07, 2020
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