Uncle D's Spare Tire

A term used to describe the midsection of an extremely fat and possibly homosexual man. It is a large, protruding ring of fat along the waste made especially visible when tight Adidas tops are worn by the person possessing it.

That man is huge, looks like he has "Uncle D's Spare Tire"

by JOBLO41 August 3, 2017

Closet Tired

When you are tired, yet show no real signs of being so. When you then finally close your eyes, you then become regularly tired.

Wow, I'm really closet tired right now. I should go to bed.

by SomeRandomGayGuy January 13, 2019

poking the tire

When you stick the tip of your dick in a fat girls bellybutton.

"Yo I heard John got caught with Jenny POKING THE TIRE!"

by Paddy4200 May 21, 2021

put air in my tire

a shot of heroin

I need to put air in my tire

by El Dudeareno June 15, 2023

Spare Tire

When you play a game of Commander with a 5th player, usually among friends.

Everyone actually showed up. I guess we'll run a Spare Tire

by FanOfWalls June 26, 2024

That’s tired

Played out. Over done. Need to be stopped.

don’t keep telling me stuff I don’t want to hear. That’s tired.

by DeeJaye July 4, 2021

Tire biter

When someone is chewing on a used condom with any amount of cum still inside of it

You just ate a used condom and now your a tire biter

by Bart Allen3212345 May 24, 2018