Tired

The past tense, of having tires put on your vehicle....

Person 1: "Hey, what did you do today?..."

Person 2: "Nothing Much, i just went and got my car tired today, and now she ready to go......"

by KBear9328 January 31, 2022

eye tired

When you play so many computer games that you can't stay awake

I got so (eye tired) last night playing candy crush that I fell asleep on my computer

by krazykdv April 24, 2014

Tired

When someone is washed up, annoying, and can't fight for more than 15 seconds because they getting old.

Sukihana: I will knock you the fuck out you tired ass hoe! Bitch you tired you can't fight for 15 seconds I can go for 45!

by Boojaynahhhh January 26, 2024

Tires

Tires Pluto's platonic sis is hot and sexy. Rumours say that they make out every day who knows.
tires is 4'1

Tires is hot and sexy and cute and awesome

by Plutouwu January 3, 2022

Tired

No, what I'm tired of is piece of shit the-rapists trying to dictate to me what I want.

Hym "Oh? Really!? THAT'S what I want!? Because I thought I wanted a different thing but clearly I don't know what the fuck I'm talking. You're right. I would much rather be cattle than get credit for my contributions and be duely compensated for my property. You got it chief. It's the cattle's life for me I guess. I also don't need any of the things I think I need AND I'll take a heeping helping of being bullied into compliance by a serial rapist pretending to be me because HE should DEFINITELY be the decider of what ANYBODY does. That's great! I love that for me. And then! Then... When I get tired of that... I'll just kill a kid and then myself! It works perfectly for everyone! Great plan. Great talk. Thanks doc!"

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Smokin' Tires

The act of rapidly puffing on a cigar to:

a) Ensure an even distribution of burning tobacco at the tip
b) To fill the immediate vicinity with an obnoxious cloud of smoke, thereby notifying those around you that you're a very important man, smoking a very important smoke

Nick: I like the look of smoking a cigar, but how can I be certain that those around me notice I'm an inconsiderate douchebag?
Andy: Smokin' Tires, it's the only way.

by hoosier47804 August 20, 2013

iphone tired

When u think u are tired from life, but you are really just tired from being on your smartphone.

I thought I had cancer, but it ended up I was just iPhone tired.

by Caiusmark November 5, 2021