Thumb-Bummin

When one is bored and lonely so one masturbates with a thumb wedged knuckle-deep into one's own anus.

I told them I fell asleep early because I didn't want them to know I spent all night Thumb-Bummin.

by J. M. Fuhqueny November 5, 2023

thumbed out

when you are tore up that you look like a thumb. with your head tilted back.

aric looked thumbed out after being awake for 3 days.

by erkofdark September 10, 2018

Thumb bucket

Used when referencing a booty hole; derived from the act of inserting your thumb in someone’s ass while doing it from behind.

That shella had a thumb bucket big enough for two baby! Almost had me nose diving!

by BraveheartX January 21, 2021

Thumb Pirate

A web forum participant, usually using a blog, news website, or social networking platform, who contributes solely, usually without merit, basis in fact or any discretion therein, to harvest as many "thumbs-up" (or Like) responses as possible from other forum users.

The polar opposite of a Troll.

Steve: "I got 944 thumbs on Yahoo! News today!"
George: "Wow! What story?!"
Steve: "School shooting..."
George: "What was the comment?"
Steve: "'Kids today, omg, really!?!'"
George: "Nice...you're a master thumb pirate."
Steve: "Arrrrrr, where me thumbs?!?!"

by aaronpeterson May 22, 2012

Thumb Toes

When you have small toes (or they're disproportionate from the rest of you feet) they're called thumb toes as they look like your thumb.

Haha Gibby! You've got thumb toes!

by Fietta December 24, 2018

Thumb Strength

The energy required to write a text.

Forget it, I don't have the thumb strength to text him. Guess I'll just call.

by J. Edward October 30, 2008

Thumb-spike

When you surprise a girl by jamming your thumb up her ass, with or without lube.

Brian Hayhurt thumb-spiked Meg, then she turned around and de-scrotumized him with her teeth.

by Room 2318 February 9, 2005