On The Joshua Tree

An expression reinforcing or questioning the validity of a statement. Used in the same way as "on god" or "fr".

"bro those guys suck lmao"-broy
"on the joshua tree" - bris

by TheHandOfBoxes June 4, 2022

Grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday

A toxic scumbag who got cheated on and is trying to sabotage the cheaters life and uses their friends as spy’s and lies about everything.

Your being such a grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday right now and I’m not having it.

by 2014 Toyota Corolla January 14, 2023

hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

by KonHon May 7, 2023

That thot over there

A person who knows they're a thot, embraces it, and advertises it. It's a meta, self referential phrase.

Tammy, that thot over there, has set up a full website to sell... 'services'.

by QuadMan34 July 3, 2023

2 birds on the tree

A drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree

Drunk man: "I'm not drunk, I can clearly see the 2 birds on the tree"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"

by Klockoline October 13, 2023

There goes Carl trying to swindle the city out of funds

Someone who attempts by deception usually some legal argument to dishonestly take funds from a city

There goes Carl trying to swindle the city out of funds

by MrYellowTeeth47 April 27, 2024

I'm ownwy thwee

The most ingenious and reliable excuse known to man. Prominently used by Manny Heffley, The God of war crimes. He used it once to excape court when he was trialed for the murder of Greg Heffley

Greg: Manny stuffed in English muffin in my ps2!!! What the fuck!
Manny: I'm ownwy thwee ploopy!

by GimmieMonies November 23, 2024