taint stamp

stamping or stabbing the taint of your girl friend with your member while trying to enter her

i was so drunk it took a couple of taint stamps before i was finally able to get it in.

by 110$croc June 23, 2008

Taint

the nickname for lil chris

hey taint

by firefighter 508 505 October 19, 2008

TAINT

Touchdown After INTerception. A abbreviation of a term used in American Football when a defensive player intercepts the quarterback's pass and returns it for a touchdown. Also known as a Pick Six

Stevie - "Did you see that TAINT B-Dawk had against the G-Men last weekend?"

Ray-Ray - "Yeah man we all know that water covers 2/3 of the world and B-Dawk covers the rest."

by TAINT Master December 31, 2008

Taint Heathen

Taint Heathen (n.) - One, male or female, who applies constant oral pressure to that special area that lies between the anus and the scrotum on the male body during fornication

I'm tellin' ya man, in that three-way last night, I was railin' Bitch #1 while I had Bitch #2 play my Taint Heathen.

by SportySport July 8, 2009

Taint Slam

An extremely unfortunate event.

I just found out I owe $3800 in taxes this year - what a taint slam.

My ex-girlfriend is dating my brother - taint slam!

by thorass March 24, 2011

Tingly Taint

The tingly sensation you get in your taint when you get overly excited.

Me: Hey Marko guess what?!

Marko: what?!

Me: My taint is uncontrollably tingling because I just found a fucking 5 speed Maxima SE, so rare..i love when I have Tingly Taint"

by ellendefuckinggenrous May 12, 2011

Taint

The spot between the balls and the butthole. A lot of people know this to be called the "gooch". This area stops your poo from hitting your goods when it drops out.

Man if it wasn't for my taint, my sac would be covered in some dry-ass shit!

Can I paint your taint?

She licked my taint. Am I still a virgin?

by J G-Unit February 8, 2009