Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).
Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
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Would you have a million dolars, and become imortal. in return, there is a snail that is also imortal, and is constantly chaseing you down till the ends of the earth, and if it ever touches you, you instantly die.
In the hipothetical, it's often implied that the snail is hiper intelegent.
Would you have a million dolars, and become imortal. in return, there is a snail that is also imortal, and is constantly chaseing you down till the ends of the earth, and if it ever touches you, you instantly die.
In the hipothetical, it's often implied that the snail is hiper intelegent.
(in the year 2197)
yeah dude, so that's how I became imort- OH SHIT! IT'S HERE! THE SNAIL IS HERE! FUCK! NONONO-
yeah dude, so that's how I became imort- OH SHIT! IT'S HERE! THE SNAIL IS HERE! FUCK! NONONO-
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Guy 1: What the fuck is a snail doing here, just step on it
Guy 2: HELL NAH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME
Guy 2: HELL NAH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME
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