Plastic bag of defeat

When people put plastic bags or other objects in their driver side window or passenger side on the side of the road, because their poor financial choices do not permit them to get their Hoopty fixed, or get it towed somewhere else

Looks like that car isn’t going anywhere anytime soon. How do I know you ask? Look at the plastic bag of defeat on the driver side window

by thedon2025 November 29, 2025

The Plastics

Who are the plastics?

The Plastic is an iconic group with famous editors like Blevds, Maxsaep, Rvrndrx, and others the main admin is Beckvfxs along with Blevds.

The Plastics are so iconic

by I am uniqueeee March 27, 2023

Plastic

Plastic

Omg have you seen all the plastic in the ocean it wasn’t like Kim kardashian was enough.

by mahveenisasimp June 30, 2020

Plastic wax

The mixture of a milligram of chapstick to a liter of free sexual lubricant and vegetable oil in a pressure chamber with a ramset nailgun blanks sealed inside with a remote detonation device.

Neoc4

Use plastic wax to deflower your enemies

by Cody5050 December 21, 2022

plastic lawn ornament day

That day after a huge fight with an SO, where you post a bunch of fake shit so no one knows how fucked up your life really is.

She and billy were fighting all weekend. Now it's plastic lawn ornament day.

by Bragnonymous August 23, 2015

Plastic Saddle

A euphemism for a condom. Made famous by country singer Nat Stuckey in his song "Plastic Saddle"... Google it for lyrics.

"I can tell a fast train by the way she blows
So don't give me no plastic saddle lemme feel that leather when I ride"

by Dickless Tracy September 25, 2023

Plastic

A plastic solo cup (usually red and often found at college parties.)

Me: I've got my plastic.
Friend: Don't leave it anywhere.

by donutman07 May 26, 2021