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Slowcial media

Platforms that foster unhurried and meaningful connection between humans.
I'm not on social media, it gives me anxiety. I prefer slowcial media where I can take my time.
by waxhead91 July 31, 2020
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social media vomit

It's when you post on social media without thinking, usually an emotional outburst when stressed, uncomfortable, mad, but most likely drunk.
"Dude, why did you tag everyone one in a post that you love them."
"Sorry I was feeling like I loved everyone after a few shots, and wanted to tell them. It was just social media vomit.
by anonymous October 20, 2022
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social media tuner

A person who compares themselves to Competition motorsport engine & electronic calibrator. Typically known for social media popularity, disabling important engine fail safe parameters such as detonation (knock) sensors.

These individuals lack the mechanical and electrical experience of working on said competition vehicles. They do not own level C (or better) technician tool boxes, completely incapable of tearing an engine down & putting it back together to even the simplest OEM specifications.

Typically these “tuners” carry themselves with a high pride in their “flame maps” and “gapping” the competition. When they in fact cannot even gap piston rings properly.
If you need a knock sensor to tune a car you are just a social media tuner.
by OneKneeToe June 13, 2021
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Mixed Media

A foursome with yourself and three woman, each a different race ;)
Black girl: Fuck me
White girl: Fuck me harder daddy
Asian Bitch: Im gonna fuck the soul outta you
Aka: Mixed media ;)
by A good time ;) October 22, 2018
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Media Epiphany

When one little detail in a book or movie gives away nearly the entire plot and you pretty much know what's going to happen.
Dude, I was reading *insert some book here* and this guy said *some line here* so I immediately knew everyone was going to die. i had my first media epiphany.
by Rehauy January 9, 2010
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Social Media Dissect

@socialmediadissect is the page you go to for marketing inspiration & to be up-to-date with trends on social media!
Marketer 1: Where did you learn that marketing hack from?
Marketer 2: Oh I just follow Social Media Dissect on Instagram for learning about marketing!
by marketing_enthusiast November 23, 2021
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