magic dolphin

That one girl/guy that you find uncontrollably attractive. You want to be with them but.... as we all known from Leviticus 4:5: "And the Lord said, let the Magic Dolphin be unattainable, because fuck your dreams."

Fuck, bro beans.... that girl right there is my Magic Dolphin.

by MJFire0511 June 19, 2016

Mouth Magic

Another term for oral sex.

Rob got some mouth magic from Sheila in the bathroom at the Ruby Room the other night.

by ozzyaaron November 29, 2009

magic q

The last quarter ounce of drugs. Known for its potency and high desirability.

I can't believe how ripped Joe got off of my magic q last night.

I've got to get more for my stash. I'm down to my magic q.

by MagicRay June 24, 2009

Magical Fuckery

Seeing Someone so Wasted that they define comprehension or Astound you with their ability to be so Drunk. You can't imagine that that person is so Blotto. Also Similar to Black Magic Fuckery

Person 1: "Did you see her she was so Drunk she slept standing up in the middle of the bar"

Person 2 : That's some magical fuckery

by Tonka Sthal June 6, 2013

Magic fag

A type of spliff made using a small amount of leftover weed and/or kief mixed with a healthy amount of tobacco.

Primarily made from tobacco with at least a 75:25 tobacco:weed radio.

“I’ve got a bit kief in my grinder, let’s roll a magic fag”

by monkebomber October 10, 2021

magical surprise

following sexual intercourse with your partner doggy style, after pulling out your wang you spit on his/her back, and upon him/her turning around you skeet on his/her face.

sally's face was cum-covered after i gave her a magical surprise.

by victoria-00 November 20, 2006

magical grass

Pretty much the way weird people say weed

Tyrone you got the magical grass
Hell ya

by 420tttdyshd June 18, 2015