Frog in the Teapot

A sexual maneuver that involves a man inserting his testicles into someone else's anal cavity.

Had a hot date last night and I gave her the ol' frog in the teapot.

by KP-omw2fsu January 27, 2023

Dirty Frog

Getting tea bagged by a mantikora after he kills you.

Man, that mantikora was totally giving you the dirty frog.

by BOBtheMANTIKORA November 14, 2021

frog god

frog god is a jesus like fucking figure who will bless fucking bless you

hay did you see the frog god yet?

by frog Jesus December 15, 2018

Frog's Law

A corollary of Bidoof's Law that states: you can always count on a TERF who engages in online trolling to be a minor.

There is a certain catharsis in knowing that some of the internets most hateful trolls are just dumb kids. Just the other day I saw a thread of TERF memes on twitter. Low and behold, the user was a minor. Frog's Law strikes again.

by Gay Frög October 23, 2020

gym frog

A person who hops from machine to machine at the gym

Jon was switching machines at the gym often so all his friends said he was a gym frog

by Jonisabigcock March 31, 2017

The blue frog

a Buddha of sorts that sits on an ice cube and offers advice to any who can hear his raspy voice, though his advice is typically one word...

Dude, did you see the blue frog?
Yeah
What did he say?

"chill..."
Whoa...
I know, it's deep

Obey the blue frog, chilllllll.... ribbit

by lumi_kuma April 17, 2011

Eboy frog

Eboy frog is the best Romanian cosplayer EVER. They have good taste and cool friends. Eboy Frog's pronouns is they/them and you should respect that😋🙏🏻 #frogisswag

Look! Eboy frog posted a cosplay on tik tok!
I GOTTA WATCH IT

by thatlittlefroggo August 9, 2021