Turkish Flap Doodle

The act of ingesting a gold chain, defecating it, freezing it, then using it as a dildo

I caught my wife stealing my gold chain to use in a Turkish Flap Doodle

by Askalotl July 7, 2025

doodle daddy

A man who owns a goldendoodle or labradoodle

My dog took right to Gary, sensing he was a fellow doodle daddy.

by doodledaddy June 30, 2021

Window Doodle

when you draw a swastika and turn it into a window

why is there so many window doodles in your book?

by Zakarya9797 November 27, 2023

Yankee doodle

It's that guy who came to town riding on a small horse, stuck a feather in his hat and in a silly, and in a possibly ill informed manner named that feather after an Italian pasta dish.

Guy 1: "Yankee doodle came to town a riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni!"
Guy 2: "My good chap I find it quite silly that you think a song with such silly lyrics is a song you find yourself unironically silly, the thought of naming a feather in one's hat after an Italian pasta is so preposterous that I-"
Guy 1: "Ayo dickhead, the song's two-fucking-hundred years old."

by OctopusProbably March 28, 2022

Yupper Doodles

Yupper doodles, another way of say yeah, heard. A shorter form of a much longer phrase

Yupper doodles, dude equals yepper man, man yepper peppers, man to the man to man to man yeppers.

by Lord of Language August 1, 2024

Crapper doodle

A word to take an action of a swear word without making it sound/ rhyme with a swear word.

If you were to stub your toe and you can’t say anything “bad” bc your a (child of god)

You wrote the wrong answer on your test bc Becky right next to you told you B when it was really C and you knew it was C “crapper doodle”

by The kid under your bed January 2, 2020

dinkie doodle dandy

Stupid phrase used by my dad when referring to a penis

Don't

An example would be: yer wee dinkie doodle dandy laddie

by OSFM November 23, 2019