wizard wheeze

1. Solving a problem by depending upon an awkward, strange, or funny situation.

2. The production, of such a situation, for an end.

The school, in an effort to teach the use of the abacus, has hit upon a wizard wheeze of banning the use of calculators.

by temp159753 June 24, 2009

Wizard Den

The home of a Wizard, usually an underground basement, and usually of his mother's home. Incredibly dirty/smelly/both.

Con-goer 1: Wait, where's Con-goer 3?
Con-goer 2: Doesn't matter, he has a wizard den, I bet he's stuck cleaning that shit up.

by 8res May 29, 2016

Uber Wizard

A way in saying something is truly amazing. Something that is beyond God.

John: Yo Mike, that sky walker og that we smoked last night was Uber wizard
Mike: facts...

by Coopers nuts on my chin September 26, 2018

Wizards and Warriors

A 1987 NES video game by RARE that pissed a lot of fucking players off because you had to beat it in one fucking sitting since there was no passwords or save points.

I'm going to finish Wizards and Warriors on the NES and get pissed off at it because there are no passwords or saves so I have to do it in one sitting. Maybe I will just pause the game and leave my NES on overnight.

by pablowisdom August 15, 2016

creeping wizard

When a guy shoots his load all over a girl's (or guy's) chin, and the cum commences to slowly drool down via gravity, and as the white spunk dangles from one's chin, it resembles the well defined facial hair of a wizard.

"Dude what happened with that girl you met from the internet?"

"Oh bro, I blew my wad on her chin, gave her a righteous creeping wizard!"

by thedeu October 25, 2012

Wizard Snapper

The act of a mother zapping her son in the neck with her electrocuted nipples.

Timmy didn't want his mother to give him the Wizard Snapper

by The Philosopher Doe Boy October 12, 2017

Wizard Party

A party in which all of the guests are on psychedelics.

Did you hear about Max's Wizard party last weekend? We were all tripping balls!

by anggl July 19, 2014