taco porch

The roll of belly fat that hangs down off of a larger woman, protecting her pink taco from the elements

I bet there is a ton of moisture under that taco porch tonight!

by Resqtech July 7, 2018

Glossy taco

A glossy gel top coat that Simply Nailogical usually puts over her nails after painting them

“Put a glossy taco on your nails and bake that shit for a minute”

by ep4l July 13, 2018

Taco Train

Taco Train is when two Mexicans Sandwich a female. One hits it from the back and one hits it from the front. Much like the Eiffel Tower except when they run the train they raise one arm up and pull the air lever and yell chooo chooooo.

Yoo did you see that Taco Train at the party? Yeah Man they ran a train on her.

by KPN5467 June 2, 2018

sloppy taco

getting or giving messy, wet and sloppy cunnilingus (also known as eating a woman out/giving her oral sex)

"oh my heckin gosh my boyfriend went down on me for the first time last night and he ended up giving me a sloppy taco"

by 4everkitty June 11, 2018

Glossy taco

It is a phrase used by simply nailogical meaning glossy top coat

Now add a glossy taco because we're gonna add nail vinals next

by Hololover September 17, 2017

sawil taco

He is so tall that he is a taco.

Girl: Damn, that guy is so tall
Boy: yea he is definitely a Sawil Taco

by Jojok696968 January 21, 2018

Free Taco

When you fall on a concrete or other hard surface and break your wrist bones.

My friend was ice-skating on the lake the other day and accidentally free taco´d himself.

by Jester Clown January 23, 2020