A girl (Typically 12-16) who posts statuses on social media websites Facebook, Twitter, ETC... about how rathet other women are on a daily basis when I reality they would not say to a ratchets face.Alot of times people who post these are angry because their boyfriends left them for a ratchet who wont bitch and complain about how they should wait 4 more years to have sex.
Typical White girl: like this post if yall be hatin dem thirsty ass ratchet ass niggaz
Boyfriend of White Girl: Sorry for not wanting to wait until your ready to give me handjob in 4 years Ratchet Status
Boyfriend of White Girl: Sorry for not wanting to wait until your ready to give me handjob in 4 years Ratchet Status
by Real talk 101110 March 14, 2014
the inability to get information to people via facebook due to a numerous amount of comments/posts coming into their status or wall
John: I was gonna tell Rachel happy birthday over facebook, but there was too much status traffic so i held off until later
by fasthandseddie April 08, 2011
The state of a man's penis in which it mimics the penis commonly attributed to Greek or Roman statues.
by Jeffrey Richards March 19, 2017
My status masturbation is on point!
by Polemuncher May 08, 2016
When a person has so many kids or dependents, they can only drive a bigger vehicle such as a minivan, Suburban, Ford Transit, etc
(Sees parents with 6 kids at the store)
Shit...they are beyond Suburban Status. Well good luck wit dat!!
Shit...they are beyond Suburban Status. Well good luck wit dat!!
by bgo247 September 23, 2020
"Oh my god dad! did you here about the bus driver that forgot to drop off the kids?"
"really? idgitory status."
"really? idgitory status."
by theheem April 16, 2019
by carolina_D October 25, 2007