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Standing Deuce-ation

when you are standing at the urinal and you have to shit but can't, either because the stalls are full or you have a phobia, and whilst trying to only urinate you accidentatly drop a deuce in your pants.
person 1: "Hey man why did you leave the park so fast?"
person 2: "I got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants"
person 1: "Man that's Fucking sick!"
by EskimoJAK April 2, 2011
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The Standing GawkGawk 5000

An unusual and rare sex position, where a grown man receives oral felatio from a midget of his preferred gender whilst both are standing up.
Dude, I'm dating this small girl, I'll ask her for The Standing GawkGawk 5000 next weekend.
by xottas May 19, 2022
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albertan lemonade stand

A gas station. Serving Alberta’s sweet nectar (oil).
Eh bud! I’m runnin low on juice. Can we stop at the Albertan Lemonade Stand up the road?
by ThicccSebaaaaaa April 8, 2023
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Pink Dildo Stand

what pip uses to play his prerecorded hydrates..
Pink Dildo Stand djkgog;'lbsk'b;lnrt';lgfdokjhgc
by quartz89 February 11, 2022
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One week stand

Really finna see? Its the same as a one night stand but for a week.
VRO I JUST GOT A ONE WEEK STAND

FUCKING NICE KING
by spotlight ah moonlight ah December 19, 2022
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stealth keg-stand

An event taking place at a social gathering, where one is elevated atop a consumption vessel and consumes their maximum amount at an even rate while counting the timespan, in complete silence
Bro...if your girlfriend doesn't want you to drink tonight, do a stealth Keg-stand!
by LikeABawse March 27, 2015
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stand up check

something you do with the boys to see if anyone's got a boner
*someone says something horny*
"ayo stand up check"
by peepolaugh November 22, 2020
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