when you are standing at the urinal and you have to shit but can't, either because the stalls are full or you have a phobia, and whilst trying to only urinate you accidentatly drop a deuce in your pants.
person 1: "Hey man why did you leave the park so fast?"
person 2: "I got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants"
person 1: "Man that's Fucking sick!"
person 2: "I got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants"
person 1: "Man that's Fucking sick!"
by EskimoJAK April 2, 2011

An unusual and rare sex position, where a grown man receives oral felatio from a midget of his preferred gender whilst both are standing up.
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An event taking place at a social gathering, where one is elevated atop a consumption vessel and consumes their maximum amount at an even rate while counting the timespan, in complete silence
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