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Spoon Bender

A person that injects any one of several drugs into his or her blood vein.
Hi I'm George and I'm a spoon bender. I have been clean for 3 weeks.
by puckers June 22, 2008
mugGet the Spoon Bendermug.

Spoon Tang

The best one who is actively sleeping with a member of the preferred sex, but not actually having sex, can hope for. Spoon tang is simply "Spooning" (Laying sideways in bed, one behind the other)with a cool-sounding suffix having been added to sound considerably less lame and unfruitful. Popular close Platonic guy-girl relationships.
Hey, wanna hang tonight?

I can't, I'm getting some Spoon Tang-tonight!

....Spoon-Tang? Hahahahahahaha. Bitch.
by HeyitsAC123 March 1, 2009
mugGet the Spoon Tangmug.

Wooden Spooning

The act of hitting a girl's pussy with a wooden spoon to make it highly sensitve
by Jay-Jayster September 18, 2009
mugGet the Wooden Spooningmug.

poon spoon

The penis of a man with successful female relations.
I slammed my poon spoon in the door!
by TheRealMoose November 11, 2008
mugGet the poon spoonmug.

Spoon Pooned

When 2 girls preferably one short brunette jew and one average sized blonde vegetarian shout 'SPOON' , tackle a vitim from both in front and behind in the vertical spooning position- i.e. snugalling into them with crotch forced forward.

If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.
Licia: Spoon!!!

points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer

Verity: I'd tap that!

Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!

Both: You've been spoon pooned!!
by Verysha and Licerity February 17, 2008
mugGet the Spoon Poonedmug.

Big spoon

When two people are lying in a horizontal position, it is the person in the back. The big spoon is typically larger than the little spoon, for example a Megaladon is very large and therefore a big spoon. Female big spoons commonly have a fondness for younger men.
Girl 1: So I hear you pulled Harry from One direction last night, isn't he a bit young for you?

Girl 2: Yeh he is, but it's okay because I got to be the big spoon
by there's_a_snake_in_my_boot November 14, 2012
mugGet the Big spoonmug.

rusty spoon

a word that symbolises someone who has not had any sexual intercourse for a long period of time, thus affected his skill in the bedroom, or having sexual intercourse.
jessica: make love to me.

dan: okay, but i doubt youll enjoy it as much as you used to, i havnt had sex in a long time, so im a bit of a rusty spoon now.

jessica: nevermind then.
by neox273 May 15, 2009
mugGet the rusty spoonmug.

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