by puckers June 22, 2008

The best one who is actively sleeping with a member of the preferred sex, but not actually having sex, can hope for. Spoon tang is simply "Spooning" (Laying sideways in bed, one behind the other)with a cool-sounding suffix having been added to sound considerably less lame and unfruitful. Popular close Platonic guy-girl relationships.
Hey, wanna hang tonight?
I can't, I'm getting some Spoon Tang-tonight!
....Spoon-Tang? Hahahahahahaha. Bitch.
I can't, I'm getting some Spoon Tang-tonight!
....Spoon-Tang? Hahahahahahaha. Bitch.
by HeyitsAC123 March 1, 2009

by Jay-Jayster September 18, 2009

by TheRealMoose November 11, 2008

When 2 girls preferably one short brunette jew and one average sized blonde vegetarian shout 'SPOON' , tackle a vitim from both in front and behind in the vertical spooning position- i.e. snugalling into them with crotch forced forward.
If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.
If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.
Licia: Spoon!!!
points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer
Verity: I'd tap that!
Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!
Both: You've been spoon pooned!!
points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer
Verity: I'd tap that!
Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!
Both: You've been spoon pooned!!
by Verysha and Licerity February 17, 2008

When two people are lying in a horizontal position, it is the person in the back. The big spoon is typically larger than the little spoon, for example a Megaladon is very large and therefore a big spoon. Female big spoons commonly have a fondness for younger men.
Girl 1: So I hear you pulled Harry from One direction last night, isn't he a bit young for you?
Girl 2: Yeh he is, but it's okay because I got to be the big spoon
Girl 2: Yeh he is, but it's okay because I got to be the big spoon
by there's_a_snake_in_my_boot November 14, 2012

a word that symbolises someone who has not had any sexual intercourse for a long period of time, thus affected his skill in the bedroom, or having sexual intercourse.
jessica: make love to me.
dan: okay, but i doubt youll enjoy it as much as you used to, i havnt had sex in a long time, so im a bit of a rusty spoon now.
jessica: nevermind then.
dan: okay, but i doubt youll enjoy it as much as you used to, i havnt had sex in a long time, so im a bit of a rusty spoon now.
jessica: nevermind then.
by neox273 May 15, 2009
