Dong Rip

When you are trying to abstain from smoking weed but you Jones for a bong hit and so to fill that need to hold a loaded bong in one hand and looking at it longingly while you suck a dogs dick.

"Dude, I've got a pee test coming up so I've switched to taking Dong rips."

Did you hear about Kevin? Dude's been doing too many dong rips the ASPCA is bringing up charges.

by $100 bill September 30, 2019

Ripped and Whipped

Getting high on weed, "ripped", and then proceeding to inhale nitrous oxide, "whipped".

ERIC: Hey, you wanna smoke some of dat dank ass weed?
JUSTIN: Yeah dog, let's smoke some ganj.
*SMOKES WEED
JUSTIN: You wanna do a whippet?
ERIC: Of course.
JUSTIN: Hell yeah, let's get ripped and whipped.

by Juhjuhjuhjuhjuhjuhjustin July 16, 2016

ripped disc

The disc you ripped all them tunes from

dude 1: yo i got all these ripped discs at my house that i no long need cuz all my tunes are on my computer you want em?

dude 2: aww sure dude thanks

by digitalIStheWAY July 31, 2012

blink rip

When someone hits a THC wax pen/dab pen until the pen LED blinks to signify overheating.

Achieved by inhaling constantly for around 10-15 seconds with most pens. Considered to be the mother of all pen rips.

John had truly gotten schmacked after doing 3 blink rips in a row on his new dab pen.

by KayJuulers January 13, 2019

rip stan

what happens when you do 90 on a freeway, drink a fifth of vodka and drive

I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive. rip stan

by xqwerty96 November 21, 2013

The Dip and Rip

Giving a blow job while having a baby

The first thing my child seen was my balls cuz my bitch gave me the dip and rip

by Shelbs sudz November 15, 2014

Scooter-Ripped

When someone is jacked enough to look bad-ass even while riding a scooter without a shirt on.

Hoe: Is that dude riding a scooter without a shirt on? What a fag.

Xi: It's okay, he's scooter-ripped

by Rico Bram July 29, 2011