pointy pen

What i shoved up your ass

You have a pointy pen stuck up your ass

by yeetmeworld May 17, 2023

pen fuck

Military slang meaning to fake paper work,or just write any old thing down.

Example... Did you do the equipment inventory paper work? No Sargent I was in a hurry so I pen fucked it.

by Jarheadharley September 18, 2018

pen register

AKA A dialed number recorder (DNR). This device records all numbers dialed from a particular telephone line. For law enforcement agencies to get a pen register approved for surveillance, they must get a court order from a judge. You might have heard this term used on television once or twice.

We need to get a pen register on all the payphones from the low rises, so we can find out who these drug dealers are calling.

by WhatTheKweh March 19, 2018

pen

hamburger.

hamburger is pen.

by sadawdawsdad May 1, 2024

maker pen

bsrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Maker Pen Goes Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by picklespickleduckducks August 6, 2023

Capping the Pen

The act of putting on a condom

Pregnant!? I thought I had been capping the pen!?

by JnC1234 August 25, 2010

pen is

M Y P E N I S B I G

M Y PEN IS B I G I T S M A S S I V E

by WHAT IS THE MEANING OF RICE June 13, 2018