keep it Disney

making sure to use clean language, even when tempted to sound like a truck driver

"Holy s$%#! Was that an unf$%&*#-believable roller coaster??" said my friend. "Whoa, whoa- let's keep it Disney, my man, there are children around!" I responded.

by blankford February 21, 2011

keep the spark alive

keep your sex life up

-You should keep the spark alive with your wife!

-To learn the secret of keeping the spark alive!

by skysc July 1, 2006

Keep fucking that chicken

Encouraging someone to give you good results again.

Based on newscaster Ernie Anastos cursing to the weatherman Nick Gregory, after Gregory gives his weather forecast on 9/16/09. Anastos, in some playful banter to Gregory, said, "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick." Gregory responded, "I guess that's me." Anastos then said, "Keep fucking that chicken."

Sharon: Here's that report you wanted, sir. I managed to find a way to save the company $1 million dollars.

Lucius: Keep fucking that chicken!

by dangergirl63 September 19, 2009

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' is the perfect show for you if you like the feeling you get when your brain is disintergrating. I caught a clip of it one time and Kim was unhappy because Kourtney borrowed her things without asking. So basically, the people in it just make a soap opera out of everything that happens in their world of nonsense. If you like 'The Hills', you'll like this. It's exactly the same, except the cast are fatter.

Tracy: I hate it when my parents go on about how much more clever by sister is than me. I wish I was that clever. But, I'd have to spend a lifetime studying to get up to her level.
Lauren: Rather then make yourself smarter, why not just make your sister dumber. Make her watch 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'. Her brain will turn into mush in no time.

by SeeWithoutHavingtoGo August 16, 2009

Keep your face on

Getting angry for no fucking reason.

Keep your face on is to calm the fuck down, your face is falling off and you need to keep it on ;)

by huddy1 November 5, 2014

Keep it under the rug

Similar to keeping it under the table, but a bit more descrete. Like if you were to hide everything under a rug to "clean" your room

Im going to give you extra tater tots, but keep it under the rug

by Lil'red November 1, 2013

Keep Me Texted

Based off of the expression "keep me posted," a way of asking someone to stay in touch via text message

Older brother: Thanks for a great night! See you soon.
Younger brother: Sounds good, keep me texted. Do you want to play some Mario Kart online later tonight?
Older brother: Maybe, I'll keep you texted!
Younger brother: Yeah, keep me texted!

by Caesar Is Home January 25, 2015