similar to the dutch rudder, the dutch regatta is a "circle jerk" in which everyone holds their own junk and with the other hand you jerk the arm of the guy to your right (or left depending on your circle's choice).
by skeetonyourface October 16, 2012
Get the dutch regattamug. When you are laying in bed with someone and push their head under the sheets while flatulating. Then, while holding the sheets down to contain the fumes, you light a match or lighter under the sheet with your free hand igniting a mesmerizing flame that will likely burn the person inside.
“My girlfriend gave me the Dutch Lantern last weekend, so I spent most of Saturday night in the ER and will no eyebrows for weeks”
by Chillosophy August 5, 2018
Get the Dutch Lanternmug. When you accidentally Dutch oven yourself when going to take a shit. Occurs when you're standing in front of the toilet to pull your pants down and then you fart... then you immediately sit down on the toilet to shit but your face is now where your butt just was when you just farted a couple seconds earlier.
Goddamn it, I had two cups of coffee and a bowl of yogurt with fiber cereal this morning and had to shit really bad. Then I inadvertently gave myself a Dutch Landing.
by G. Godsey February 24, 2023
Get the Dutch Landingmug. "WHATS THE GOT DAYUM PLAN DUTCH" says Aurther
"TAHITI" Dutch says for the 10000000000000000000000000000000 time today
"TAHITI" Dutch says for the 10000000000000000000000000000000 time today
Dutches plan is a plan where Dutch from Red Dead Redemption 2 has literally no clue what his plan is and uses it as an excuse to by a condo for him and Micah to make sweet love in when the first part of rdr2 is over
by Vector X3 November 9, 2020
Get the Dutches planmug. A "vacation" to "Amsterdam" during "Valentine's Day", that can never be talked about again. It's like "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas", but probably raunchier and less suitable for work.
by Zombiefruit February 6, 2019
Get the Dutch Valentinemug. A combination of musk ,drywall and coconut oil ,with a hint of motoroil, Brill cream and alot ot sexiness.
"I got me some tobacco Dutch last night mmm. The combination of musk ,drywall coconut oil ,motor oil,Brill cream and alot ot sexiness:mmmmm Best Tabacco Dutch sexy man
by Ling ling 2.0 February 12, 2019
Get the Tabacco Dutchmug. by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019
Get the Dutch facialmug.