Benjamin Guy

If you are a Benjamin guy you typically have the bowel problems of a dead water hog and actually have undiagnosed IBS. They often think a sport (usually football),listening to the same overplayed song and selling stuff on depop is a personality a trait. However it is a known fact they have a lush girlfriend and people often wonder how he has bagged such a lushy cos she is way out of his league

‘Aw my god it absolutely boffs in here’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’

by jumboseahorse888 November 23, 2021

elijah and benjamin

boys with chubble.

“Elijah and Benjamin have chubble!”

by americanphobe May 28, 2022

Benjamin rabbit

Lisa's lover <3

Lisa loves Benjamin rabbit

by _K1tKat_ July 30, 2025

Benjamin

a totally 神經病 (crazy) guy who has an attraction to someone named Tasha. He is a total buzzkill and a jerk. He somehow calls everyone 'best friend’ when he needs something. If you reject him, your not his 'bestfriend' anymore lol

Benjamin: PLEASE YOUR MY BEST FRIEND I NEED TO FINISH THIS HWK PLS TELL ME ANSWER
You: hell no.
Benjamin: Whatever your trash anyways (goes to ask another peson)

by oneoftheteachersyouknow March 23, 2022

Benjamins

Slang for 100 dollar bills, with them having the face of Benjamin Franklin on them.

Hey, did you get your quarterly?
Yeah, boss gave me a fat stack of Benjamins.

by It’s Fucking 1984 November 15, 2025

benjamin frankiln the 3rd kjellberg

he is wanted in 69 sates for the crime of heinous murder he is said to Rome the streets with ur ex girl but watch out he has said to always be strraped with Bella India No1 Karo White Toilet Tissue Roll - 12 Rolls so watch out has also has numerouse accounts of speeding so be careful he is on his way to get u now

benjamin frankiln the 3rd kjellberg is a heinous murder

by HIS head teacher October 8, 2020

BENJAMIN MCCASH

BENJAMIN is a little boy with 3.4 inch penis he can barely fit it in the vagina he gets rolled easily and bullied a lot he gets rejected by women countless times and he watches facial porn and has about ten wanks he is known as the biggest virgin on O BLOCK days dead mam nibbba

BENJAMIN MCCASH is a virgin with a small penis

by O BLOCK NIBBA December 15, 2019