Take Jimmy to the Woodshed
A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.
I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.
I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.
A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.
I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.
I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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Just a more common way to express the rapid advent of excessive feces that may risk clogging conventional standard sized tubing systems. Is also used to express the process of a natural process getting rid of useless material, likewise to healthy digestion getting rid of useless material.
Damn, I really have to take a Barry now. I hope it doesn't again clog the whole damn toilet like last time man.
by Kribi May 12, 2021
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2: A clear indication of a SEVERE ASS WHOOPING is in the near future
2: A clear indication of a SEVERE ASS WHOOPING is in the near future
1: girl stop talking to me like I’m one of the lame ass nig*@s you been fuQ’N with… I’LL REALLY TAKE YOU UP THROUGH THERE! (see: Lame ass nigg@s)
2:Son if you go to school and act an ass and I get a phone call at my job… IMA TAKE YO ASS UP THROUGH THERE WHEN I SEE ! (see: act a ass or cut a fool)
2:Son if you go to school and act an ass and I get a phone call at my job… IMA TAKE YO ASS UP THROUGH THERE WHEN I SEE ! (see: act a ass or cut a fool)
by Galehart Popwell March 24, 2023
Get the Take you up through there mug.When a group of people use Google to resolve any debate or argument without checking any other source of information, thereby recognizing Google and it's divine power as the greatest source of information in existence, they let Google take the wheel. Based off of the popular Carrie Underwood song "Jesus take the wheel".
My wife - "We should have turned at that last red light".
Me- "No, we won't turn again until we get to Florida".
My wife- "I'm positive you should have turned at the last red light".
Me- "That's fine . Why don't you get online and enter the address. We will let Google take the wheel and see where we end up turning".
My wife - "You were right, I was wrong. "
Me- "No, we won't turn again until we get to Florida".
My wife- "I'm positive you should have turned at the last red light".
Me- "That's fine . Why don't you get online and enter the address. We will let Google take the wheel and see where we end up turning".
My wife - "You were right, I was wrong. "
by stone definition August 5, 2014
Get the Google take the wheel mug.Similarly defined to a hot take, but it isn't anywhere near as daring or bold. This type of opinion is either already a popular one among the majority of people, or it makes the person expressing the opinion not wrong regardless of the outcome.
Safe Take: "I think Team A will win, but I wouldn't be surprised if Team B does."
Safe Take #2: "The Lakers are going to destroy the Timberwolves."
Safe Take #2: "The Lakers are going to destroy the Timberwolves."
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