Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

boner sword

Another cool name for a boner.

Guy1: I'm having a boner right now.

Guy2: Dude, u don't call it a boner! That's bland! Say boner sword! It sound more awesome.

by YoMamaHasAids April 28, 2014

sword fight

When two men fight with their erected penises and cum everywhere as if they were banging swords together

Me and guy had a sword fight last night

by Ahhhansj November 5, 2018

Sword in Box

When a penis gets vaginally inserted into a vacooch.

Me: “GUYS did you hear what Sydney and billy did last night ?”
Emma and delia: “What did syd do with that sexy athletic tall man????”
Me: “rumor has it he put his godly sword in her deep box”
Emma and delia: “he put his sword in her box?? I can’t believe syd got deflowered”
Me: “ I wish someone would put their sword in box”

by Urmom201 January 16, 2022

Sword Collector

Durogatory term that describes an enthusiast of fantasy/role-playing/anime/martial arts who lacks self-awareness to the point of being embarrassing.

Todd seemed like a cool guy, but he keeps talking about Naruto and saying things like 'nunchaku are useless against ranged weapons.' I'm starting to think he might be a sword collector.

by Terrence Howard, M.D. August 14, 2020

Sword

Another word for peen.

Chad: "Bro last night I slapped my sword all over Jessica

by OOFERGOOFER May 30, 2019

Slut Sword

Someone that's slaying the sex game and just doesn't care who knows.

Man, Kate is such a slut sword! Did you hear about her night?

by Kshaulis April 23, 2017