when you know you just took a big ass shit! but when you stand to get a peak at it! the toilet is empty?
I am sure that burger will be a swimming sailor in a little while!
say bro! i just a swimming sailor in the john!
say bro! i just a swimming sailor in the john!
by kelsonic247 July 24, 2018

To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.
by Flamin ass crack August 28, 2023

In regards to street fighting ....when one of the fighters keeps head down and throws no look haymakers to try to knockout opponent
Damn ....did u see the fight ...homie got caught with a "swim banger"....he just fucked his head and hit him with a over hand right a swim banger
by Rizzo138 July 8, 2021

A sport that most people think is pretty easy, but is actually really hard. Swimmers kick more than soccer players, sprint more than runners, flip more than gymnasts, and have harder conditioning than any sports ever.
A way to point out a swimmer is by looking at their hair (because it is most likely wet.) But another way is asking someone if they like to run (most swimmers don’t.) Also: swimmers are BEASTS.
Swimming is also a great way to tone your muscles and get in shape (see Michael Phelps Katy Ledeckyetc.)
A way to point out a swimmer is by looking at their hair (because it is most likely wet.) But another way is asking someone if they like to run (most swimmers don’t.) Also: swimmers are BEASTS.
Swimming is also a great way to tone your muscles and get in shape (see Michael Phelps Katy Ledeckyetc.)
Swimmer: “Dude swimming is the hardest sport ever.”
Another Swimmer: “Oh yeah.”
Yet another swimmer: “TAKE THE L FOOTBALL!!!”
Another Swimmer: “Oh yeah.”
Yet another swimmer: “TAKE THE L FOOTBALL!!!”
by coralinasds May 16, 2019

By far the worst team since Caden lecklider left in 2023 and you have cocky ass people on the team such as Andy miller and Sam Condon, the coaches: Mollie Mendoza and pablo badell you also have people that they think their better then everyone and Owen tamplin who can’t do breast stroke
by The one and done 0938019 February 11, 2024

When your indoor pets scratch their nasty asshole on your carpet.
Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.
Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.
by StinkyMinkey October 3, 2023

by Moleratata April 15, 2023
