swimming sailor

when you know you just took a big ass shit! but when you stand to get a peak at it! the toilet is empty?
I am sure that burger will be a swimming sailor in a little while!
say bro! i just a swimming sailor in the john!
by kelsonic247 July 24, 2018
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swimming in river water

To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.
Went to Thailand I got really sick, I think it was because I went swimming in river water.
by Flamin ass crack August 28, 2023
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Swim banger

In regards to street fighting ....when one of the fighters keeps head down and throws no look haymakers to try to knockout opponent
Damn ....did u see the fight ...homie got caught with a "swim banger"....he just fucked his head and hit him with a over hand right a swim banger
by Rizzo138 July 8, 2021
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Swimming

A sport that most people think is pretty easy, but is actually really hard. Swimmers kick more than soccer players, sprint more than runners, flip more than gymnasts, and have harder conditioning than any sports ever.

A way to point out a swimmer is by looking at their hair (because it is most likely wet.) But another way is asking someone if they like to run (most swimmers don’t.) Also: swimmers are BEASTS.

Swimming is also a great way to tone your muscles and get in shape (see Michael Phelps Katy Ledeckyetc.)
Swimmer: “Dude swimming is the hardest sport ever.”

Another Swimmer: “Oh yeah.”
Yet another swimmer: “TAKE THE L FOOTBALL!!!”
by coralinasds May 16, 2019
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GREENVILLE SWIM

By far the worst team since Caden lecklider left in 2023 and you have cocky ass people on the team such as Andy miller and Sam Condon, the coaches: Mollie Mendoza and pablo badell you also have people that they think their better then everyone and Owen tamplin who can’t do breast stroke
by The one and done 0938019 February 11, 2024
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Carpet swimming

When your indoor pets scratch their nasty asshole on your carpet.

Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.
Oh fuck. Rover just went liquid and now he's carpet swimming across the living room!
by StinkyMinkey October 3, 2023
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Swimming in piss

When the body of water is extremely warm and feels like a giant piss spot.
It feels like I'm swimming in piss with how hot this water is
by Moleratata April 15, 2023
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